Ticka-ticka timex

Well it's that time of year again when the stress levels rise and I start to wish I had an accountant to do all the dratted paperwork for the end of year returns. There is just never enough time - what with sitting round watching the TV and playing games and all. To quote David Bowie: "Time it flexes like a whore, falls wanking to the floor." Then again, his lyrics don't really bear much scrutiny. Not like Sting, for example. God knows, every women I've ever known has only ever wanted "De-doo-doo-doo, de-dah-dah-dah" from me. Finger on the pulse, Sting, man. Respect.