Lord Slags Nurse Sluts

The esteemed Lord Mancroft used his podium in the Second House to decry the state of nursing in the country, having witnessed the slatternly chatter of dirty-fingered young nurses chatting about their night on the town, across his bed, as they tucked him in, sick and elderly as he was, not paying any attention to him as they thrust their cleavages so close he could see the goosebumps on their bosoms, not paying any attention to him - a Lord of the Realm - who in the prime of his life could have pulled any of these bitches. Damn them! I'll have my revenge, said the wizened old man.