Beware of Geeks bearing gifts

So I start blogging, yeah? And I post my first entry, yeah? Curious to see the result, like you are, I go to the page, see it all set up - nice and bonny - then am drawn to a button that says "Next blog". So I click. Thought it might be alphabetical, you know, "Dear Dairy" followed by "Drear Diary" or whatever but no, I get "Hot blogs" and a volley of warnings from trusty McAfee telling me a Trojan has been stopped in its tracks. Hold on now, what kind of sinister business is going on here? It's akin to being tagged with a Cyber-Industries bluetooth earpiece with who knows what sinister intent!
Stop it out there with all your viral and associated nonsense! And stop telling me where to get Viagra, I've already had a penile implant! Look I'm pressing the switch - on, off, on, off. Oo-er, I think I'd better have a lie down.